splockerbligger

the horizontal line that joins your butt cheek to your thigh
(therefore you have two splockerbliggers, as long as you have two butt cheeks and two thighs that is)

"What would you do if i poked your splockerbligger?"
"MY WHAT?"
"Your splockerbligger." *pointing to area joining butt cheek to thigh*

by miss_splockerbligger March 11, 2009

spooker

a dead hooker

Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"

by connorsji January 22, 2010

slooker

a very dirty, slutty hooker

i want my flippin money back you dirty slooker

by paco martinez May 13, 2005

Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

Spooker

The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.

Zach really made me jump when he bent over and ripped a voluminous spooker. Ah!!! Who spookered?

by Igor Strabinsky April 17, 2010

spooker

A deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can't be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.

If you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.

by J-Izzy June 24, 2006

splooser

Combination of spaz and looser

No wonder that splooser can't get laid.

by Luxinterior August 21, 2003