the slogging

When the suction cup part of a plunger is used on someone’s ass hole until they bleed or shit themselves, this is usually done In prison

*marcus drops the soap*
requis slowly approaching “Are you ready for the slogging?”

by congobongo123 September 11, 2018

spleekin splogin

A yellow zip up sweater

Person 1: hey do you want a spleekin splogin?
Person 2: yes

by Teagoin December 28, 2020

Splooting

When an animal lies in plank fashion with its rear appendages lied flat behind it

That cat is splooting all over the ground.

by sleuthpanther June 22, 2016

splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.

Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*

by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019

Blog slogging

Laboriously searching through reems of blogs searching for that one special gem that will make it all worthwhile.

Rutger found blog slogging the web looking for people with similar interests tedious and time comsuming.

by Konga November 3, 2005

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010

sploobing

The act of stabbing someone in the boob with a spoon

I was sploobing all night

by dollerbill April 9, 2004