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Splodgey

A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.
Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!
by DeathStorm™ June 1, 2009
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Splonge

What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.
by Splonge? December 8, 2006
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spongeybunny

Vafiabaaa MY LITTLE HOMESTUCKKKK they’re a big ass home stickie and a fag they loveeee Johnny lil eggberts
Gray is the faggest fag

Spongeybunny IS A FAG
by Nagitoscumslut April 16, 2022
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Splonge

any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.
I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
by Brian Chviruk January 17, 2007
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Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)
''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'
by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011
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Spongey

The greatest sponge ever, taken away from us so unduely. Oh cruel, heartless injustice, why do you mock me so?
Sponge
a poem for spongey.
I know you have gone to a better place, but you will always have a place in our hearts


spongey, spongey, spongey my love
taken away so fast
no warning, swept away like a river of loss
thoughtless actions the result of thoughtless parents
but where did you go?
they tried to replace you, bastards, bastards, cunts
i love you spongey, and now you are gone

a quick message to Steph's parents,
i hope you learn that love is not for rent
you broke my heart, it is twisted and bent
you did the world injustice
i hope you know the sorrow you caused
the tears that will be shedded
now that our beloved sponge is bedeaded
you fucks, look what you did!
replaced our hearts with a two for one offer
Tesco; the landlord, powerwhore is going to burn
by The G January 19, 2004
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spongeymoralseed

Damn that spongeymoralseed, i was going to kill that ant.
by Jack Dowling June 26, 2007
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