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shit splitters

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!
by dennob June 27, 2009
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banana splitters

When two girls have banged the same dude at different times.
Shit girl! You fucked him too? ... Guess we're banana splitters!
by Eleventy Threeve September 2, 2017
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lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart
god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night
by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009
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Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.
I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.
by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
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sand spitter

All middle eastern people. A derogatory word referring to a ethnicity that has come from or lives in dessert like countries.
It seems like every liquor store in this town is owned by a sand spitter.
by Ball333 November 17, 2013
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germantown splatter shot

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.
by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008
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wig splitter

An ass kicker in prison. As in he'll split your wig.
by the real biffula July 24, 2019
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