Splish

A splish is a small splash. Usually of a small object hitting water with good force.

like a pebble being tossed into a lake, makes a 'splish' sound.

by Mr. Midnight May 28, 2013

splishy splashy

1. As a question; to ask if would be desireable to consume or purchase wine.
2. A descriptive term for wine.

1.
Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!

2.
Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy

by ian March 17, 2005

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

Splish splash your opinion is trash

They best way to respond to something you don't like

Person 1: ducks are horrible animals
Person 2: Splish splash your opinion is trash

by Ducks are great May 25, 2020

splister

Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.

Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'

by Ma-Cheese-Moe November 10, 2007

sprismatic

Being enthusiastic, glass half full, hopeful, knowing shit happens, determined - often with a few battle scars.

1. Even though only four people came to their first gig, they were still sprismatic

2. She'd failed her driving test twice but was sprismatic

3. He had seen his friends try and fail but he was sprismatic

enthusiastic hopeful shit happens determined sprismatic

by Deezle2004 December 6, 2012

Splimished

The act of drinking slowly to the point of incomprehensible speech. Often followed by regretful candor with your friends regarding various topics such as fat chicks and blacking out.

Dude I got so splimished at thanksgiving. Grandma was so upset when I shit my pants and tried to make out with my hot cousin.

by Pate McBurlhane May 21, 2014