"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv
Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.
Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster
News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
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this word can be used in different contexts.
e.g.
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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!
this word can be used in different contexts.
e.g.
-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)
-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)
-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)
-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)
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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!
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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
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The legends say that he Spefo died when Dinosaurs were still alive, He wanted to save the Dinosaurs from the Meteor.
Spefo was the only human being at the time of Dinosaurs.
He used his mighty autistic scream and all the Dinosaurs got ear cancer.
Sadly, he couldn't save the world cause it was a fucking meteor.
But whats really important is that Spefo survived.
Later he made autistic morse code and 2 smartest people on Earth in the year 2018 made Spefo an actual religion, spefoism.
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"Is it possible to summon it?" - Anonymous
"Yes, we will do it now." - The Cardinal
"SPEFO OUR SAVIOUR HE SHALL RISE AND TRANSFORM INTO ONLINE STATUS, SPEFO OUR SAVIOUR HE SHALL RISE AND COMMUNICATE TO THE BELIEVERS" - words by The Archbishop and The Cardinal summoning Lord Spefo
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