Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".
by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008
Get the splatch mug.1. (verb) to borrow or steal an object or resource (including the services of a person, or someone else's style), usually on a temporary basis
2. (verb) to allow second party access to an object or resource
3. (noun) an exclamation, often used as an informal greeting, or in lieu of an expletive
4. (adjective) to describe a person or object that is somehow compromised, wrecked (in the case of a person, this could mean drunk or high), or missing (see definition 1)
2. (verb) to allow second party access to an object or resource
3. (noun) an exclamation, often used as an informal greeting, or in lieu of an expletive
4. (adjective) to describe a person or object that is somehow compromised, wrecked (in the case of a person, this could mean drunk or high), or missing (see definition 1)
1a. "Hey man, can you spleach me a couple bucks until payday?"
1b. "Has anyone seen my stapler? I'm serious. Did somebody spleach my effin' stapler?!"
2. "The sales queue in our call center is extremely busy. Maybe we should spleach a couple of our technical support reps to take some sales calls."
3a. "Spleach! What's goin' on?"
3b. "Oh, spleach! That shit was off the hook, cousin!"
4a. "Dude, did you see Lindsay at the party on Saturday night? She was spleached out of her mind!"
4b. "I got t-boned in the middle of an intersection and my car is spleached beyond repair."
1b. "Has anyone seen my stapler? I'm serious. Did somebody spleach my effin' stapler?!"
2. "The sales queue in our call center is extremely busy. Maybe we should spleach a couple of our technical support reps to take some sales calls."
3a. "Spleach! What's goin' on?"
3b. "Oh, spleach! That shit was off the hook, cousin!"
4a. "Dude, did you see Lindsay at the party on Saturday night? She was spleached out of her mind!"
4b. "I got t-boned in the middle of an intersection and my car is spleached beyond repair."
by Nick Rassenti July 16, 2007
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by Monkey at Noon in the Backwood August 14, 2010
Get the Spleach mug.a cross between a slut and a biatch. it's not about how many people you fuck, it's how depraved you are with the ones you do.
by britney November 24, 2004
Get the sleatch mug.(1) A super attached girlfriend who (much like a parasite) sucks the life out of their boyfriend, human back pack, leech.
(2) A girl who has lost all friends due to 24/7 attachment to new boyfriend, a shadow.
(3) One who constantly seeks public displays of affection despite creating awkwardness for others, constantly refers to boyfriend as "BABE".
(2) A girl who has lost all friends due to 24/7 attachment to new boyfriend, a shadow.
(3) One who constantly seeks public displays of affection despite creating awkwardness for others, constantly refers to boyfriend as "BABE".
That spleach lived in our house for a year and has yet to pay a bill.
Your girl is turning into a real spleach!
That spleach got an open bar for her birthday but only 2 people came, herself and her man.
Your girl is turning into a real spleach!
That spleach got an open bar for her birthday but only 2 people came, herself and her man.
by what the f happened to jon March 15, 2011
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by Weston Ruter February 13, 2004
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