Splatoon ranked

F*CK YOU B*TCH YOU SHOULD’VE GIVEN ME THAT F*CKING CLAM AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I COULD’VE GOT US TO X-RANK IF I GOT THAT ONE F*CKING CLAM

I’m so glad that Splatoon ranked is over and I can use my aerospray in turf and get camped by carry bucket

by Notatrashcan January 16, 2021

splatoon

The latest Nintendo IP, "De Blob" meets "Team Fortress 2". A currently unreleased multiplayer shooter where players control squid-children called Inklings, spraying colorful ink all over a battlefield to control as much territory as possible. Currently has a metric ton of fan art, most of it pornographic in nature. Single-handedly convinced a large number of people to consider buying a Wii U. Also, its art style is so, so 90s.

"Hey, did you hear about this new shooter called Splatoon?"
"Is it anything like Call of Duty?"
"...Get out."

by Mr. 86 June 15, 2014

Splatjob

Coined by Stewie Griffin, a splatjob is when somebody is sound asleep or passed out, and someone else secretly cums on their face.

Janet was passed out at the party, so Joey stepped up and jerked off on her face. What a splatjob!

facial passed out asleep jerk off cum wake up surprise weirdo's wad

by kimstress November 25, 2017

Splatoon 2

splatoon two is gud game. it is throwing colorful shots of ink at others.

"cmon, lets go play splatoon 2"

by iddunno July 19, 2020

splatjob

i.. i dont know im worried that you've been seeing too much

stewie: "hey brian, whats a splatjob?"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Pearl (splatoon)

Pearl Houzuki (Hime in Japanese) Is an inkling and is one of the members of Off The Hook, a fictional idol group (her partner being Marina Ida) in the game Splatoon 2 released on the Nintendo switch... she also has a big forehead and is a literally trash gremlin... I lover her so much

Pearl (Splatoon) is my favorite character!
Idk why some people don’t like Pearl (Splatoon) , she’s great
JUST APPRECIATE PEARL GODDAMNIT

by Rat_Lord April 7, 2021

splattoo

A tattoo on the small of a woman's back, often used for ejaculatory target practice.

"She had a splattoo of an Irish Crucifix. I felt kinda guilty looking at it while doing her doggy style."

by Ivan September 5, 2005