Coined by Stewie Griffin, a splatjob is when somebody is sound asleep or passed out, and someone else secretly cums on their face.
Janet was passed out at the party, so Joey stepped up and jerked off on her face. What a splatjob!
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facial passed out asleep jerk off cum wake up surprise weirdo's wad
by kimstress November 25, 2017
stewie: "hey brian, whats a splatjob?"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"