Splatjob
Coined by Stewie Griffin, a splatjob is when somebody is sound asleep or passed out, and someone else secretly cums on their face.
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Splat Job
According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.
Splat Job by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018
splat job
The act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one's penis. It takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.
Jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. It took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.
splat job by Calimari man May 3, 2017
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