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Coined by Stewie Griffin, a splatjob is when somebody is sound asleep or passed out, and someone else secretly cums on their face.
Janet was passed out at the party, so Joey stepped up and jerked off on her face. What a splatjob!

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by kimstress November 25, 2017
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The act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one's penis. It takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.
Jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. It took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.
by Calimari man May 03, 2017
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