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Slirting

When you're trying to flirt with somebody, but also take their pants off at the same time.
Sarah was a little buzzed, and went over to Francois, and she put her hand on his belt and the slirting began
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sharting shortstop

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.
by New Fred December 25, 2022
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Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.
Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.
by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012
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Post-splaining

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.
I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics
by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020
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Nola-splaining

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful
P1: “oh look, I made this drawing
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”
by Angry friend. August 20, 2019
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Splargin

Splarin' or Splarging.

A twisted pronunciation of the word “splurging”

v. To indulge in an extravagant expense that is unnecessary. To behave or act in an improper way; to be stupid or to do things without thinking ahead of time.
"Nigga I be Splargin" - Big Sean

"Fuck! I cut muy Hand!" "How'd you do that?" "IDK, I was Splarging"

"I just got paid! I took my girl to the mall and were Splargin"

"Momma can't be Splargin cause she's a broke nigga,

but my daddy can cause he's a P.I.M.P"
by CookieKingston June 14, 2011
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slating

when someone addresses your negative factors to a large group of people in front of you
Mikayla: Look at Sophie, she always acts like the teachers pet to get 7As
Sophie: I know I'm a suck up, stop slating me!
by Assdhkposwwf23 April 2, 2017
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