splare

the word to describe the pain in your back

Oy, my back ain't what it used to be. I have such a splare!

by dalton gomez November 30, 2021

splarma

the bad energy that comes to you after you steal sweetener from a restaurant or coffee shop. A combination of Splenda and kharma.

Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...

by Sapphoenetic February 23, 2009

Spearmint Split

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.

Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

Spearmint Rhino

The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.

Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth.

by Wild Hog March 9, 2011

splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 11, 2004

spearminated

Term coined to describe Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked the fuck up; credit for this glorious term goes to babloo328 on Livejournal

Omg yall have you been on ONTD today? Jamie Lynn Spears has been spearminated!

by lifeincairo WHOOP WHOOP January 7, 2008