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spindle tree

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.
rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...
by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009
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spindlebanger

the kind of person who would have sex on a bicycle
Steve is such a spindlebanger. He'd totally pork someone on a bike.
by BikeRackSr October 7, 2017
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Spindlewhore

A girl who teases their boyfriend to the point where his chromosomes separate, much like what a spindle does.
Poor Johnny. His girl keeps playing games with him. He’s losing his mind. Damn spindlewhore doesn’t know when to stop.
by 01ESUOH November 2, 2017
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Spindle Sander

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.
Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.
by J-Sleezy69 April 21, 2022
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Cock Spindling Butthole

'A nice person'
"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"
by geotongdru August 29, 2023
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Bone and Spindle

When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.
I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.
by Whitesugar50 June 7, 2018
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spindletree

A sexual position in which the man holds up the woman by the thighs or buttocks while she is positioned on his erect shaft. The man then proceeds to rotate in a circle while the woman leans her head back. A circle of other men proceed to cockslap the woman as her face spins around the circle.
Joe and Laura's intercourse got crazy when they invited Jimmy, Thomas, William, Philip, Johnathon, Michael, Dennis, and Horatio for a some crazy spindletree action.
by Theycantstop us June 26, 2010
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