spiff

a whack off burn

dude i have a big ass spiff from whackin it to hard last night

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

spiff

A generic form of good-looking. All dressed up in a ridiculous fashion.

#1: You sure look spiff...
#2: Fuck you.

by turn da page, wash your hands... February 21, 2003

spiff

a fart, burp or other gass exspoltion.

my friends bro is like that so we call him captin spiff.

by kick ass irish kid April 22, 2004

spiff

a short distance to travel

the store is a spiff up the avenue

by ronda September 22, 2005

spiff

A person who thinks they are cool or funny. Someone who laughs at their own jokes, and think people listen to what they are saying. They also are teacher's pets and THINK they are smart.

The spiff does not know that no one is listening; She is such a spiff, why doesn't she admit that she is wrong.

by Dr.Skidadles November 23, 2009

spiff

a beat off burn or blister

dude i whacked it to much yesterday and i got a mean ass spiff

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Spiff

Adjective, describes a person who dresses and look spiffy all the time for no reason, usually dresses in a suit and tie or other nice outfit with a tie like jeans/shirt/vest/tie or khakis/shirt/tie

Matt began to realize his level of spiff when he began to wear a suit and tie every day for no reason. If he wasn't in a suit and tie, he was wearing khakis or really nice jeans and a shirt and tie. Pure spiff.

by Random user May 3, 2017