spiderfood

Male genitalia.

"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."

by zenorabariella March 30, 2010

dirty spiderhole

The slimy putrid streched asshole of a prostitute.

Upon seeing her dirty spiderhole I asked for my twenty dollars back.

by JUberstinkmaster May 13, 2005

spiderhole action

Sex you have with a disgusting, spider web filled, orphice of a woman's body.

Dude, please tell me you haven't had any spiderhole action lately.

by Rabid Steve October 20, 2013

spiderologist

One who studies spiders.

Q, a spiderologist has some spider eggs.

by nobody27330 July 7, 2021

spiderworldwide

An unfuuny 9 year old with the humor of a rat.

Stop being a spiderworldwide James, not funny.

by jsdfsdf July 20, 2022

Spidergooning

Spidergooning (or Spider gooning) is much like typical gooning, however, it is performed with the addition of another individual. For the duration of the Spidergooning session both persons use their arms and legs (for a sum of 8 limbs, which is where the term originates) to goon.

After the climax, the Spidergooners use the "silk" (sperm) to make web-like patterns on themselves or the surrounding area.

Person 1: Hey, are you down for some Spidergooning later?
Person 2: You needn't even ask! I'm so down.

by Abe_Blud September 20, 2024