shiterneting

this is when you have wireless internet and take a crap while having a laptop in your lap that is connected to the internet. developed while actually shiterneting

dude last week i took this shit and i was talking to my girlfriend online at the same time. i totally shiterneted

by puck August 11, 2004

Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps

Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015

shitternetting

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.

You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...

by WAMMY! May 23, 2009

Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.

Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.

by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016

shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.

"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"

by raymaas August 17, 2009

Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.

Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.

by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011