Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

Spunky Cola

Slang term for male ejaculate.

Pit Girl endorses drinking Spunky Cola.

by PohTayToez December 6, 2010

splunky

Weird and messed up; kinda crazy and cuckoo; you are considered a splunk if you are splunky

Person 1: wow that bike is pretty weird and messed up
Person 2: yeah, it’s kinda splunky

by Sofa king brilliant October 25, 2019

spunky

used to describe somebody who has attitude, who has a presence.

Alexx says : Hey there Tarek, you sure are spunky today.

Tarek replies : Well thank you Alexx, I've been working out.

by TaLeX May 29, 2005

Spunky Dildohammer

Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.

Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.

by Murdertrainacomin September 29, 2010

spunky

synonym for "cool" or "radical", commonly confused with the word "spunk", which means cum. but spunky doesn't mean cum, it means cool.

Lil Huddy: Wow I'm finally gaining some muscle mass on my chicken legs!
Charli: How spunky!!

by Constipated plough horse April 7, 2020

spunky

A cool and awesome person or people with lots of pizazz.

Wow Jessica and Ryan sure are a spunky couple. Their wedding was wild and awesome. They sure played some jazzy music and that reception was full of pizazz. One day I hope we can be a couple with swagger like them.

by nobodysbabymama December 17, 2012