spermies

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

spermin

a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men

Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

sperminal

It looks like a urinal except its for sperm

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

by sarcomax March 20, 2003

sperminator

A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.

We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.

by Roscoe 'cockblocker' McGillis July 1, 2003