Spermivore

A human that feeds chiefly on sperm. A woman or man that enjoys devouring sperm.

Bob>"I heard she's a spermivore and that she's single, you have a shot to get her in bed tonight."
Charlie>"Yeah I've been needing a spermivore chick for a while."

by Chrissy Scalici July 1, 2008

spearmint dick

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

put all one's sperm in one basket

(verb) To make major life decisions based solely around an anticipated, currently nonexistent, and typically unlikely, future relationship; said of a male.

I feel sorry for Joe. He quit his job and moved to Los Angeles because Jane was moving to Los Angeles, then Jane met a guy down there and Joe hates it there. He put all his sperm in one basket.

(the example should include "put all one's sperm in one basket" verbatim, but that would be bad grammar, so I have to write it somewhere)

by mathjedi March 28, 2009

Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

Sperming

(verb) to ejaculate, cum, to grunt suddenly and passionately; exclaim

The new pledge got a sperming.

by suite1157 February 26, 2007

Sperrin

A large group of people who are are very annoying but are not aware that they are. Usually spotted drinking monster energy.

Look, an empty Monster can, must have been some Sperrins here.

by KyleLikesMonsterEnergy123 September 28, 2019

sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.

"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."

by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008