Spermany

A mix between Spain and Germany. Could be the ultimate soccer team.... or just suck shit.
Singular: Sperman.

The new kid's a Sperman from Spermany.

by deutchlander July 3, 2011

Spermbank

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.

1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."

by drotic October 7, 2009

spermabilia

When a psychotic woman collects and saves sperm from the guys she sleeps with.

Dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried cum in them. Sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.

by Tittsmcgee July 1, 2017

Crenshaw Spermbank

When a women gets gangraped in Crenshaw neighborhood.

Suswoop did you hear Lotti get pregnant? Shit, how? That bitch went to a Crenshaw Spermbank!

by Asher Adamz September 29, 2021

spermballs

floating wads of jism that are left in the skimmer of a pool or hot tub after having sex.

heck , I didnt want to clean the filter after knowing I blew major spermballs all through it after doggie stylingthe neighbor girl.

by don tantius February 11, 2008

spermbankin'

1. To be broke and lazy enough to believe it is a good idea to market and sell one's semen.

2. Any act of donating sperm, especially into the mouth of a female.

1. Joe never graduated highschool, so he made most of his living spermbankin'.

2. I'm seein' her tomorrow night, and you know I'm gonna be spermbankin'!

by egotrippen May 22, 2007

Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”

That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!

by ALDND January 30, 2025