Spench

To pass time in a highly unformfortable, or painful way.

Can't go out Thursday. I'll be spenching the night away on that English essay.

Lunch break was spenched when SHE came to sit at our table.

Go on! Spench all your time with him!

by For a man of his age... March 31, 2011

Spench

A hybrid of the Spanish and French languages, usually used in a joking sense between people that take French or Spanish as a class in high school.

Guy: hey don’t you take Spench
Girl: im sorry, what?
Guy: yeah, you know, spanish-french? Ah forget it.

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Spench

When you hear someone claim that a song is a bop and you feel the need to use a different word that has more meaning.

This song is fucking spench my dude!

by Bitchface mcgillicuddi September 27, 2019

Spench

Spanish but stupid

Spench is the worst class

by Spench=better January 25, 2022

Spench

Noun: a young, upper-class male who lacks defining traits. Like a chad, without anything interesting about him. Could be known as the beta/gamma males (compared with the alpha male).

Most of the guys who go to the gym in the morning are spenches.

by Undeniable_Pants February 27, 2023

Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid is a BAU, FBI agent of the hit TV CBS show, Criminal Minds. Spencer Reid is a brown-headed genuis who graduated college at 13/14 and is one of the brightest, most handsome men you will ever see. He so far, is in all 12 seasons of Criminal Minds and hopefully will be in season 13 as well. He's very sweet and fairly innocent but sassy at his best.

"He's really smart. He must be a Spencer Reid!"
"Hey. Did you see the new Episode with Spencer reid last night?"

by MGGReid April 2, 2017

spencer reid

the hottest man alive

spencer reid the hottest man alive

by farahn September 18, 2020