by Best Test In the West October 19, 2012
Get the Russian Speedboat mug.Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.
Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.
Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.
Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Speedboat mug.by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010
Get the Puerto Rican Speedboat mug.He Jeff how did your girlfriend react after you speedboated her ?
She loved it she squirted after I was finished
She loved it she squirted after I was finished
by OGMUDBONE69 February 27, 2015
Get the Speedboat mug.Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.
“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
by Dolphinsploosh June 29, 2020
Get the Frosty Speedboat mug.A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
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