spasturbation

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

by Ramz January 10, 2007

Spasti

It's when someone behaves like an idiot, or doesn't understand what's going on.

Martin keeps on annoying Zaza. He is a Spasti!

by Heidi Uschi December 16, 2011

Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

by Eskibear October 26, 2003

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018

Smaste

When you're so high that smells and tastes unite to form one greater, stronger sense: smaste.

High Person 1: Dude, do you smaste that?
High Person 2:Yeah dude, it smastes great.

by JumboJimbo January 31, 2017

Spase PeePole

People who are so ugly or weird looking that they are said to be from outer space. They don't even spell it right though.

"They come from spase so they don't come from here. These are the spase peepole. They are from...A different...Planet. Spase peepole. They're not of this earth. They're from outer spase. Oooh spase peepole. Spase Peepole. Spase Peepole. I was outside one day in my backyard, and I saw the spase peepole come down in my yard. They said: 'We're not from here. We're spase peepole. We're not of this earth, cause we are from spase. Oooh spase peepole. Spase peepole. Spase peepole. We're spase peepole ----We Am Spase Peepole"

by Shawon April 17, 2003