sporting leather

The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.

"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.

"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.

by Guydudebro March 23, 2011

starting shit

one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.

hey, peter was starting shit in the chat room last night, he was just asking to be kicked.

by gmoonit April 5, 2008

sporting off

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.

The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.

by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010

zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

by JrMint September 27, 2004

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

sporting a chubber

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.

Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.

by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

Sporting Feminist

A phrase to describe any female with extensive sporting knowledge, who is tired of instantly being treated like a fool on the assumption that she knows nothing about sport, based on her gender.

Amanda, Rosie and Laura are sporting feminists.

by peppermint_panda April 30, 2006