Sparkplug

N.
Def. 1: A part of the automobile

Def. 2: ColonelJ's youngest cat, who is also the feline reincarnation of Hitler, hence his nickname "Kitler".

"Dude, my sparkplugs are shoved up my ass!"

"Sparkplug! Get back here, you little @$$hole..."

by ColonelJ February 01, 2004

sparkplug sucker

A relative to the synonym (tire biter) when a female no longer finds it useful to go after a guy with a nice car. They then go out and get a nice car to attract the male species.

Hey guys look at tess she got a Nissan 240sx. Now I think I could smash that. Shes looking less like shit. Gosh she's such a sparkplug sucker.

by Dr. Wankle December 11, 2016

electrifying sparkplug

the act of spread a female's legs and diving head first into her snatch

T.J. gave this chick an electrifying sparkplug.

by sparkplug764 September 09, 2011

sparkplug entertainment

Some stupid Brazilian company that makes poorly animated ripoff titles such as, Cars Life 2, An Ant's Life, Spider's Web A Pig's Tale, and Piper Penguin and his Fantastic Feet.

Hey did you see that stupid toy story ripoff made by sparkplug entertainment???

by Stupid Cheeto Puff May 17, 2020

dirty sparkplug

When a male puts one full fist in a females ass hole and vagina at the same time.

i gave your sister a dirty sparkplug.

by carsonS223 November 09, 2015

Canadian Sparkplug

Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.

Guy 1 "This city sucks."

Guy 2 "I know man."

Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."

Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."

by Icarus94 August 30, 2011

Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.

We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!

by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022