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skankapotamus

similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers
my ex is such a skankapotamus
by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009
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shankapotomus

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).
Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.
by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009
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spangaloid

noun -

1. that which speaks spanish and annoys

2. people who speak spanish ans piss you off

The term refers to persons speaking Spanish as a first language and who also have a persistent and consistent tendency to piss you off, albeit unintentionally, due to their immense stupidity.

The term does not necessarily refer to Spanish nationals or nationals of Spanish speaking nations -only those that piss you off.
1.
Equinor- Hey good to see you, how was the trip?

Tim- Ah pretty good, except the last bus getting here was full of spangaloids.

Equinor- Dude, there's been a lot of them around here recently, they piss me off too.

2.
Tim- Fuck man! All I wanted to do was buy some milk and chill but there were spangaloids everywhere and now I'm all pissed off and tense.

Buddah- Tim, dude, rest easy for they know not what they do. You can tell a spangaloid not to be annoying as you tell a dog not to bark, it's just the way they are...
by DEFINER_OF_SPANGALOIDS April 15, 2010
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Spankology

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there
by Spanky the spanker May 20, 2012
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Skankapotomus

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.
Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!
by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010
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Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex

The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.
Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!
by Tomster595 March 27, 2009
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Slackalotagus

A person who slacks alot, also referred to as a slackasaurus, commonly known for their saying they're going to do something, then not doing it.
Person A - Hey man, I thought Jordan said he was going to come to the gym tonight?

Person B - yeah he always says that, hes a slackalotagus
by swagasaurusrex October 12, 2011
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