stankalotapus

A female companion with alota pus. That may or may not stank.

In memory of the late, great Bobby.

"What did you say about my stankalotapus?" Stated Bobby.

"Oh nothing" replied David

by Thestankmaster February 26, 2017

Stankapotamus

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.

Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012

skankalottapuss

A Skankalottapuss, is a very skeezy, slutty, skanky, cock swallowing, ass lickin whorebag of a girl.

Hey, you dirty Skankalottapuss, I bet you have herpatitis g, FUCK YOU

by Frankenbush September 9, 2005

skankalotapuss

Skankalotapuss is the woman who gets pregnant and says the baby is yours and it's not and then she tells you you need to quit drinking or she is going to leave you. All the while she is skanking it up with other guys behind your back.

That Emily is such a skankalotapuss!

by Buttflies October 3, 2016