Spankoholic

A person who is addicted to spanking the monkey. Addiction to constant masturbation.

My friend Wilbur is a Spankoholic, he masturbates so much that his job is in jeopardy.

by jizmaster3000 November 11, 2010

spankalicious

A sexy body you would love to spank

That girl is spankalicious

by sex kitten69 September 27, 2005

spankalicious

extremely awesome
awesome in a sexual way
or especially thrilling.

That movie was spankalicious!

-I just got some new pokemon cards today.
-Really? That's spankalicious.

by Heathmeister September 7, 2007

Spankalicious

Means very good, could refer to food, partys, sex or whatever you want

Joe - Dude that party last night was SPANKALICIOUS!!
Matt - You know it

by Billy Weidrick March 12, 2008

slackaholic

A slackaholic refers to someone who usually logs a lot of work hours, but doesnt actually get much done.

stephen worked well and completed projects on time, but now hes becoming a slackaholic

by coatandtie October 9, 2009

Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.

"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"

by cherrypit February 28, 2009

Slackaholic

someone who is chemically dependent on staying lazy

My slackaholic son spends everyday zoned out on the sofa watching reality TV, it’s a disease!

by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014