spank bank

A sperm bank.

"Dude, wanna make easy money?"
"Sure dude,"
"Dude, you gotta go down to the Soho Spank Bank, they pay every donor £20!"
"Sweet, I'm gonna become a millionaire!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

Spank bank

1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection

1."yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "yeah, that's going in the spank bank"

by rich, happy, soul-less, robot January 27, 2004

Spank Bank

Images, clips, people, memories, ect..stored in your brain that you pull up into your minds eye when you masturbate..

I have Captain Jack Sparrow and King Leonidas in my Spank Bank.

by SpecklemyFreckle December 26, 2016

Spank Bank

Memories of women OR men kept for use in masturbatory fantasies.

Did you see his chest in that shirt? I'll store that one in my spank bank

by Quizzle November 18, 2003

Spank bank

A mental collection of visual images one stores in ones mind to remember later for purposes of 'self pleasure' see: masturbation. Entered into the spank bank are an array of images of people (usually ones you want to bone) in either suggestive or totally non-sexual situations generally seen in real life.

Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.

A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...

Nate: Damn! did you see that bitch eat that banana?

Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.

Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!

by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008

Spank Bank

The part of the brain where the male mind stores images for later self-gratification.

One guy: "You see that honey's booty?"
Second Guy: "Yep! It's goin' in the spank bank."

by CleverinDenver March 12, 2009

Spank Bank

The magical bank in a persons head where one can save,deposit or withdraw memorable mental images*,usually with the intention of having an epic wanksterbate over them later.

*i.e: tittys and ass

A: "Yo,check out the mega miniskirt on the coca-cola rep,shes goin in the spankbank"
B: "yea i'll withdraw one later."
A: "Bro that girl over there got some big big tittys"
B: "Yea dude i made a deposit into the spank bank like 8 miniutes ago."

by StringsUp300 April 07, 2008