Spanaway Skank

A fallacious woman, a woman who walks bowlegged because she has been railed more times than Amtrak, a woman who wears tops that are too tight in the order to accentuate her breasts because she thinks that is an attribute that attracts every man in Methlahem (Spanaway) but inadvertently creates a muffin top, a woman whose teeth look like that of a broken cheese grater or broken farm tiller, a woman who pays for her drinks with fellatio, or to pay her bills. Also, see fire crotch, or Roundabout Robin. Marital status is of no consequence, if you want to get your dick wet and chlamydia at the same time you can find her at the Roy Y. Note: having sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Hey ladies, watch your men. The Spanaway Skank is here!

by Licketyclit February 10, 2015

spangalang

the classic jazz ride cymbal pattern

hey man, just coast on spangalang through the head, save your tricky shit for the solo section

by DrumShell October 18, 2009

scandalastic

To be fantastic and scandalous simultaneously.
To exhibit qualities of scandalousness while remaining utterly fantastic.

Ooh! That Tasty Fish is scandalastic!!!
Cuck Woolery.

by Bryassica Salorter June 18, 2007

scandalastic

A word used to describe something that exhibits qualities of a fantastic scandal.

The way Jess made Danny believe that she wanted to go out for donuts with him was just scandalastic.

by Bryan & Jess June 26, 2007

scandalacious

adj. A vivacious and titillating bit of gossip causing wicked pleasure at the expense of another.

Ooh, scandalacious! Tell me more.

by T. Spangler September 27, 2005

scandalamity

A disgraceful occurrence,

"You call your husband by his first name?"
"Scandalamity!"

- Saturday Night Live

by themonotheist July 29, 2006

Spanalanche

A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.

"Look Olivia it's a spanalanche..!! RUN..!!!"

by Unika March 10, 2008