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sandalart

The annoying autocorrection you get when typing "sandblast" into a phone
Andy: Are you gonna be ready in time to play sandalart next week?
JP: What's sandalart? Learn how to text Andy
by Andy F... June 29, 2011
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Sandalgate

The biggest political scandal since Watergate, hence the name.

Said scandal occurred when Dubya paid an unannounced farewell visit to Baghdad. During a press conference an Iraqi journalist stood up and threw a pair of shoes at our President, one at a time. Using carefully honed Texan lightning reflexes, Dubya dodged the "shoe bombs" with a huge grin on his face. Hilarity ensued.
Sandalgate is also called "Shoe-icide attack" or "Bush's Boot Camp"
by Reached December 20, 2008
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sandalista

A pejorative nickname given to the political pilgrims from the West who travelled to Nicaragua during the 1980s in support of the Sandinistas, based on their tendency to wear sandals.
The sandalistas usually swallowed the propaganda they were being fed by Sandanista officials hook, line and sinker.
by vjc June 30, 2004
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity developed by Conan O'Brien for the Conan Show. It is defined as when one person has diarrhea, they place their ass close to their partner's face while firmly pressing their butt cheeks together. They then release their bowels, effectively blasting their partner in the face with a high pressure stream of shit, forcing them to squint and as a result creating the appearance of Asian features.
1. After Conan O'Brien's new show "Conan" Tokyo Sandblasted the shit out of the Tonight Show's ratings, he couldn't help but notice the shit running down his partners face bore a striking resemblance to the comedic stylings of Jay Leno.

2. Jay Leno enjoys Tokyo Sandblasters.

3. Conan is the shit, Jay Leno is a piece of shit.
by Hugh Jweener November 12, 2010
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Charm City Sandblaster

When a girl with extremely chapped lips blows you.
My girlfriend gave me a charm city sandblaster and now my dick hurts
by TheBigSilly May 7, 2018
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Singapore Sandblaster

When you suck the menstrual fluid from a woman and spit it into her ass. She farts it onto your face, creating a silhouette of blood on the wall behind you. With ejaculate, you cum a face of semen on the image.
"Oh God, was there a murder?" "Nah, my girlfriend gave me a Singapore Sandblaster for our 6 month anniversary."
by hanso48 December 18, 2010
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Oklahoma Sandblaster

Prior to intercourse, typically anal, the phallus, dildo or fingers are coated in an adhesive and dipped in sand. Following the coating, the penetrating object is used feverishly. Think of sand paper in a woodworking project. The OK sandblaster can be used in conjunction with many other techniques; the boston shocker, the mini van, the Houdini, the Eiffel tower, etc...
Dude1: Man, I'm thinking about going to this party tonight to hook up with Jenna.
Dude2: You don't want Jenna, trust me. Tim and I wrecked that bitch with an Oklahoma Sandblaster-Houdini combo last week and she'll never be the same.
by pinksock69er September 30, 2011
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