Spanch 

A slur for someone or anything and everything

BOB YOU FUCKING SPANCH YOU FUCKED MY CHICKEN AGAIN DAMNIT

Them damn spanches takin all our damn jobs Ricky

Spanch by JK57 July 30, 2024

Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

Spanch Ranch by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.

"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"

dutch spanch sanchez by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016

Skippy Sanchez 

Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful

The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness

That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.

That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.

Skippy Sanchez by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009

Olsy-Sanchez 

Olsy-Sanchez: when one saves his poop in anticipation of coitus, and after said coitus, he takes his own poop and draws a poop mustache on his lover (male or female). Or, alternatively, when a man requests his female partner wear what is commonly known as a "strap-on", and said female uses the "strap-on" to enter her male subject anally. And after consummation, the male subject locates the strap-on, which has now been removed from the female, and he uses the poopy end of the strap-on to draw a mustache on the female. Olsy Sanchez

I'm saving the real deuce for Bridget's Olsy-Sanchez.

Olsy-Sanchez by Big 10 inch January 13, 2022

Sixto Sanchez 

A true sexual feat. A Sixto Sanchez is when you stick a whole adult foot and an adult thumb up a persons ass 6 digits up the bum.

Whoa, Hat is a real savage, he totally Sixto Sanchez'ed that bitch last night after we left the club.

Sixto Sanchez by Hat Garrett February 22, 2018

Sanchezium 

A mineral made up by Rick from "Rick and Morty" appearing in 'S03 E10'.

"I made Sanchezium up dumbasses, don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia" -Rick Sanchez

Sanchezium by JayTeller October 3, 2017