Spanch

The liquids and lubricants of sperm and ranch somehow mixed toghether.
spanch dressing, she had ranch and sperm on her face,
by damebizzle tizzle April 02, 2009
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dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"
by Chairman Fester December 21, 2016
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Spanch

A slur for someone or anything and everything
BOB YOU FUCKING SPANCH YOU FUCKED MY CHICKEN AGAIN DAMNIT

Them damn spanches takin all our damn jobs Ricky
by JK57 July 31, 2024
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