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Spalding

Verb: A desperate minor finishing abandoned drink(s) after a dinner or party.
Look at Jimmy over spalding that table
by DaShooster June 22, 2010
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Stephanie Spalding

If you are on LSD and you see a girl in the room and cannot determine whether she is real or not, this is a Stephanie Spalding. Even after tripping, Stephanie Spalding will show up in your life at random points and haunt you forever. Only the best LSD allows for Stephanie Spalding to happen.
"Hey is that girl in the corner real or not?"
"Holy shit, it's a Stephanie Spalding. This must be good LSD."
by djpoundcake December 20, 2015
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Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.
'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'
by Gandalf the polka dotted January 10, 2008
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spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.
Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!
by Valinda November 1, 2006
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Spalding

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.
When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.
by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008
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Spalding

5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)
"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!"

"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "
by wouldilietoyou?? October 4, 2011
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Spalding

The act of inserting a tennis racket either orally, anally, or vaginally.
That girl is is getting a good anal spalding.
by Craig spalding September 4, 2018
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