spotted-ass ape

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Enemy Boat Spotted

A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.

Player1: We're under attack! Help us out!
Player2: Enemy Boat Spotted!

by Mr_Blacky_IV July 9, 2006

slop-spotted cornnibbler

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore

(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.

by -Matt Young, USMC February 7, 2008

Spagotten

Forgotten for people with a very short tongue.

Ith spagotten to shweep my thisters woom out, thinmple ithint it.

by TarQuin the first October 31, 2011

Spotted

Appearing in a social media post by another person

"i got spotted today on maria's story"

by Wheewu May 24, 2017

spotted beaver

A vagina/pussy that is covered with freckles

Guy 1: "Dude, did you sink it last night?"
Guy 2: "Nahh man, she dropped her pants and there was a spotted beaver in there. I just couldn't do it."
Guy 1: "That's grody!"

by Hunter Beavers November 21, 2011

spotted dick

a type of a British desert

Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?

by soulfromhell August 1, 2003