Star Spangled Ball Slap

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.

Star Spangled Ball Slap

by Mallrats09 December 21, 2008

Stark Spangled Banner

The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)

Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.

by Mangaka of the CENTURY November 5, 2012

Spangled

Someone who has done far too much Ketamine.

Mate that line was huge, im well spangled!

by a ket head December 14, 2008

The Star Spangled Pussy

When a guy is doing a girl in the vagina, and he's about to cum, he pulls out and jizzes on the perimeter of the vagina. He then gets paper stars and puts them where the cum is.

Armando was so tired after completing The Star Spangled Pussy on his girlfriend.

by annonymouss D January 18, 2010

sqagledoodled

Destroyed your target

Bro just got sqagledoodled

by NeverwasTrelawny May 16, 2022

star spangled wrinkle

When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.

He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!

by Omega Tom Hanks July 4, 2008

Star Spangled Banner

This is a form of the Sparkle Shot but with 1 slight difference.

After you blow your load on a girl's face, you throw red, white and blue glitter on the slowly cooling and hardening baby batter.

Hey James, I tried that Sparkle Shot last night and ended up a Star Spangled Banner. I am doing this kindergarten teacher in her classroom right, I get up explode on her face and then tripped fell back onto a small table with red, white and blue glitter on it--it flew through the air and hit her face. She looked so beautiful! I immediately saluted her (being a former marine and all).

by PDRR October 5, 2011