To cockslap, as it were.
One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)
Also:
He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.
Also:
He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.
by Nate March 11, 2005
by o_O~ April 21, 2004
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012
Another word for cum
by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019
by Big-OH January 23, 2009
1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.
2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.
3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.
2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.
3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.
by Thos October 2, 2004
A Goof, a Gaff, and a Laff that are brought together through powerful otherworldly means, creating a Spaff.
Jake: "Watching Zarna accuse Hugh Mungous of harassment and getting shut down was such a spaff!"
Logan: "Totally bro!"
Logan: "Totally bro!"
by BagelBeater July 14, 2017