spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

spaff

to slap your dick on a womans face (the other definitions are wrong)

I spaffed your mother last night. She received a good spaffing.

by o_O~ April 21, 2004

Spaff

To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.

I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak

by Jelly Pumpernickel October 4, 2012

Spaff

Another word for cum

I spaffed all over ethan the big Busty babe

by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019

Spaff

To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)

Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.

by Big-OH January 23, 2009

Spaff

1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I'm so sorry but I've spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You've proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

by Thos October 2, 2004

Spaff

A Goof, a Gaff, and a Laff that are brought together through powerful otherworldly means, creating a Spaff.

Jake: "Watching Zarna accuse Hugh Mungous of harassment and getting shut down was such a spaff!"
Logan: "Totally bro!"

by BagelBeater July 14, 2017