Sparklebuck

A straight man obsessed with a lesbian even when knowing she's a lesbian.

John is Dana's favorite sparklebuck.

by Sweet Daddy September 3, 2003

Spackledick

Bisexual, psychedelic, naked, atheist cowboy from Texas, whose partner thinks he struck an oil gusher every time he climaxes.

I totally just joined Freethinkers of the South for some spackledick.

by Yvresse June 18, 2011

speckleback otterpossum

1. A shifty noun (person, place or thing).

2. A shady character

Person one- Hey, I heard that dude was in prison for 50 years...
Person two- Yeah, he's a real speckleback otterpossum if I ever saw one.

by MoShellthebunny April 13, 2022

speckleback otterpossum

1. A shifty noun (person, place or thing).

2. A shady character

Person one- Hey, I heard that dude was in prison for 50 years...
Person two- Yeah, he's a real speckleback otterpossum if I ever saw one.

by MoShellthebunny April 13, 2022

spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.

"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014

spackleface

For you drywallers, when your beau shoots his load acoss your face in an orange peel texture.

Joe, take a look at her spackleface. You can't even see the patch!

by Dry n hard June 26, 2016

snacklebank

When people sneak candy into a theater and sell them for shorter prices

Tyrone: Hey, where's the snacklebank at?

Mark: He's around the exit.

Tyrone: Thanks.

Tyrone: *walks to the exit* Hey, you got them Almond Joys?

Snacklebank: Nah fam, but I got a couple Snickers bars.

Tyrone: Gimme two of those, I'll give you $6.50

Snacklebank: Cool, thanks bro.

by FirshtPls June 14, 2017