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Space Monkey

A game played by boys and girls ages 10-20 who can't manage to get their hands on any weed. Choking yourself causes lack of oxygen to the brain and can cause oneself to lose consciousness or die. Kids think that it makes them feel high, while really it just destroy's their brain.
"John choked Billy to death while they were playing space monkey"
"Damn, someone should've given them some pot.
by Occult Aura December 28, 2009
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non-duality space monkey

A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.
Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
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sprack monkey

The ultimate tweeker. It takes many a night of hiding in your closet under a blanket with a roll of furl (aluminum foil) extra heavy duty if you got it, a straw or two, a handfull of lighters and as much sprack (tweek, go-fast, meth, "the shit that killed Elvis" if you know the right folks) as you can get to reach this ultimate level of tweekerism raised to the sprack degree.
Dave has been held up in his room all night sprack-attacking. Yeah, he is just a certified sprack monkey.
by King Pin December 17, 2004
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Space Monkey

A term of endearment for someone from (or having returned from) Space. Usually followed by physical contact such as a tousling of the hair or other more intimate contact, depending on circumstances.
~Source: Richard Dean Anderson
Come here you little space monkey. You're virtually radiating cosmic goodwill.
by pythonspam November 7, 2003
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Space Monkey Mafia

A film making crew based in the United States producing films that can be viewed on YouTube.
Person 1: Did you see the new SMM (Space monkey mafia) film?
Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!
by SMMExtention1 January 1, 2010
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Space Monkey

*watch fight club* u dumb ass cockbunny..
(look up cockbunny)
"you look like a monkey ready to be shot into space,, Space monkey" *slap*
by space monkey September 2, 2003
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Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)
Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.
by TayRex April 17, 2010
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