South American Cat Paw 

While giving oral to a woman you begin to lightly nibble her clit, then reach up and slap a tit, preferably using a wide u-hook motion, as if you were a cat slapping at a piece of string.

While I was going down on my woman she let out a sigh of boredom, so I gave her a South American Cat Paw to get her attention.

South American Cat Paw by Tac0Vendor September 24, 2013

Sitting Southpaw 

An alternative to the traditional forward posture while sitting on a toilet, in which a person sits facing the back of the toilet as opposed to facing outward. The advantages of this position include arm rest while reading, space for resting computers, books, alarm clocks or coffee mugs, and ease of access to the toilet in case of malfunction. The only known disadvantage is the need to remove ones pants or to have a reinforced towel rack to allow for the south paw swing.

Andrew: Damn dude you were in there for so long.

Bruce: Yea man, I was sitting southpaw and was just too comfortable.

Alex: Do you have to take off your pants to sit southpaw?
Bruce: Nah, just give it the ol south paw swing.

Sitting Southpaw by BruceTheMoose February 14, 2010

southpaw 

To be left-handed.

The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.

southpaw by Turnspike March 16, 2003

Southpaw Shake 

When a handshake is offered but your right hand is busy - such as while holding two beers or perhaps you're wearing a cast. Your only option is to shake with your left. If handled correctly, it comes off more as a low-five instead of an awkward hand-holding moment between two dudes.

When I turned, Dave had his hand out for a shake. He didn't see me holding my niece's hand, so I gave him a Southpaw Shake with my free one. No gayness.

Southpaw Shake by Slugworthy March 30, 2011

Southpaw 

Name for a person that fights typically with their left hand as their main striking hand. Their left hand will be out further than their right. Their left hand is always their power hand too.

Josh is a southpaw, I have to watch out for that.

Southpaw by Tommy March 13, 2005

Southpaw Slam 

A Southpaw slam is when a right-handed man attempts to use their non-dominant left hand to jerk it and end up slamming their penis into their thigh.

Guy 1: Dude, last night I was feeling kinky and wanted to try jerking off left handed.
Guy 2: What? Why?
Guy 1: It doesn‘t matter why. What happened was I accidentally Southpaw Slammed my dick so hard that I strained it!
Guy 2: Why am I friends with you?

Southpaw Slam by Totally Not a School Account April 19, 2019

Southpaw Smudge 

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.

I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.

Southpaw Smudge by JSH774 January 5, 2008