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SOSHULIZUM

A word used by Teabaggers to describe any government policy which actually helps people in need or contributes to the public good. It is pronounced the same as the word socialism, but is always spelled phonetically and in ALL CAPS.

Note that SOSHULIZUM is not the same thing as socialism or social democracy. It is meant to be representative of the attitudes of conservatives that any government spending which helps lower unemployment or contributes to the rebuilding of the economy is somehow a handout.
SOSHULIZUM includes: food stamps, unemployment insurance, any sort of public healthcare or health insurance, public works projects, and public transportation. Depending on who you talk to, it can also include public education and environmental protection.

SOSHULIZUM does not include: military expenditures (even those which are unnecessary), prisons, the War on Drugs, tax cuts for corporations or wealthy individuals, or bribes paid to foreign officials in the form of "foreign aid".
by J-rad June 2, 2011
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sokalize

To write or speak deliberate nonsense disguised as profundity by use of obfuscating academic jargon.
I don't really like this film, but to get a passing grade I'm going to sokalize an essay on it.
by KylenDC March 26, 2007
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soshaliz

to be see people ugly box top yay moo the quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog wow do mop mold nonadvertizing
i jes can' soshaliz rite now
by professionel December 13, 2022
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soshaliz

box tom go run nugget nif quick brown fox big red dog overjump it the bad dog sad.
i jes can' soshaliz rite now
by professionel December 13, 2022
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SOHSHULIZE

Its one of the ways some of the idiots who dont like to spell say "Socialize" on the internet. not many people use it, but this is a just-in-case definition...
Random noob:LETZ SOHSHULIZE PL0X!
by Anon Ymous2 September 10, 2009
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Socialize the dog

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls
Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.
by teach187 January 11, 2008
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socialized medicine

1. A derogatory term used by ignorant U.S. rightwingers to describe the forms of affordable and efficient health care practiced in Canada and many parts of Europe and elsewhere. Originally coined in the 1950s to defeat any proposal to limit the rights of doctors and insurance and drug companies in the U.S. to profit from disease and human misery.

2. Any proposal advanced by a Democrat or anyone else on the left to improve the ruinously expensive and inefficient U.S. health care system.
1. "I don't care if people live longer and healthier lives in Canada. That shit is socialized medicine, and it takes away my right to go bankrupt and die when my insurance company pulls the plug."

2. "Hillary's health care plan was a give-away to the drug companies and the HMOs."
"I don't care. She's a Democrat, so her plan was really socialized medicine."
by Max Debord December 15, 2008
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