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Sloppy Toppy

gilbert- "Hey hailey i want that good, spin cycle, samsung sloppy toppy"
hailey- "no"
Sloppy Toppy by CumHereOften? December 1, 2020

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!
Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.
Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

Sloppy Toppy

A common phrase used in Texas as a greeting.
"Hello! Welcome. Can I give you a sloppy toppy on this fine morning?"
Sloppy Toppy by 6nodder6 July 15, 2020

hobby lobby sloppy toppy 

This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.

Sloppy Toppy

The act of giving head in a way that is relentlessly messy, sloppy and wild.
Dude, that girl gave someone a sloppy toppy and I heard it took 45 minutes to clean up!