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suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one
"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."
by suckasoftone March 2, 2008
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a soft giggle

A soft giggle is like when you giggle, except it comes out smoother and slightly more silent. It also make's you move less when you do.
I let out a soft giggle as I watched the comedian.
by KittyFruitcake July 20, 2017
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A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow

When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.
See coal toll for opposite definition.

Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.
by Alien top hat October 12, 2020
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An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.
Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025
by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025
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Dry kick a baby in the soft spot

When u are so angry you are willing to locate an innocent baby,finding and marking it's soft spot then after placing it appropriately kicking said baby in the well marked soft spot with all the strength you can muster.
When I found out that guy ripped me off and I wasn't getting my dope I was so angry I wanted to dry kick a baby in the soft spot!! Fucking goof!!!
by PRINCESS NUT BUCKET October 3, 2022
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Soft and Neat

A phrase used by Phil Lester while he made his potato stamp on his last DanAndPhilCrafts video. This phrase will now be the death of the internet and all YouTube comment sections.
Phil: press it on to the paper
Dan: Phil! To hard. You hurt it!
Phil: Be Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat, Soft and Neat!
by DanAndPhilMemes April 1, 2017
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Soft Arabesc

Cel mai puternic soft pe care un mechanic/veric poate sa ti-l puna pe masina.
Mi-a pus vericu un soft arabesc pe Dacie
by Man's Not dead March 7, 2022
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