thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

softer blow punch

A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"

(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"

by Honey Tits May 1, 2014

sofie dossi

An amazing contortionist that was on America's Got Talent and has a brother named Zak Dossi. She was also featured on The Ellen Show. She has also collaborated with many YouTube stars like Rebecca Zamolo, The Rybka Twins, and many more.

"Do you watch Sofie Dossi?" "YES, I absolutely LOVE her"

by Crazylover101 August 26, 2018

sofiene

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have.sofiene is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world.sofiene is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about sofiene.

sofiene, im in love with you,marry me?

by TPlr753 December 25, 2017

Mr. Softee

The male penis when soft and flaccid.

Rachel woke me up at 4 a.m. by sucking on Mr. Softee.

She really got turned on when I slapped her face with Mr. Softee.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

stool softeners

humorous term for in-car seat warmers

Dude, i'm freezing my balls off in here. Doesn't this car have stool softeners?

by JSMAX October 6, 2010

Sofie

Sofie’s are amazing! Always thinking of others first. She has feelings for everyone and tries to make sure they are not left out. She loves parties and hanging out with her friends. She’s the happiest when she’s with them. They usually have blue or green eyes and any brownish hair. They are beautiful inside and out and will never leave your side. She is definitely obsessed with boys but can’t seem to find one for herself. She loves dance and singing but HATES reading. She never usually cares about her grades but passes anyway. She finds the best friends and always sticks with them. When it comes to drama Sofie will always try to sort it out. If you ever meet a Sofie you should become her friend right away.

Sofie is amazing. You should be her friend!

by Emma Wall April 10, 2019