socks

fuzzy friends that like living on smeely feet

u wont example? y? wot u done for me? socks

by jeffy the third November 9, 2008

socks

a piece of hockey equipment worn over the shin pads. stupid non-hockey players occasionally refer to them as "leg-warmers". clearly they're idiots.

Person 1: Look at how ugly those legwarmers are!!
Person 2: Clearly you're retarded. They're playing hockey, they're not WEARING any legwarmers.
Person 3: Dude... I think they mean the socks....
Person 2&3: WHAT THE FUCK. THEYRE SOCKS YOU DUMBASS.
Person 1: Oh...true. Sorry, I don't play hockey, I do tae kwon do.

Person 2&3: Okay... we still love you. We guess.

by IHeartSouthKorea. October 22, 2010

socks

a material worn over your feet

i wear socks all the time

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

socks

an item of clothing worn on ones feet or penis to make oneself more confortable

I'm wearing three socks today!

by Richard Mastercock March 3, 2016

socks

1. A warm, fuzzy feeling, often associated with incoherent thought process, and total lack of sanity.
2. socks or sox (sks) A short stocking reaching a point between the ankle and the knee.
3. tr.v. socked, sock·ing, socks
To provide with socks.

Ex 1: Hotel gives me socks. Oodles of socks.

Ex 2: That old dude just socked me! For $4 at 4 AM. AND THE SOCKS AREN'T HALF AS WARM AS THEY LOOK.

by Bill Riech May 16, 2006

socks

traditionally worn on the feet, me, beth and fred have decided they are very good at keepin your arms warm!

dude, ma arms are fukin freezin!
well put sum long socks on then!
(this example actually happend!)

by luce sez eat cheese December 10, 2004

socks

Its a nickname for a friend who you walk in on while masterbating, after he takes all your beer to his room and pleasures himself on webcam only keeping his toe warm with Socks.

"Socks is missing agean" we better knock before going into his room.

by LaPorta April 29, 2008