peared

when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.

I lost my keys..... thats peared.

by Jimmny November 3, 2007

Peared

When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.

Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)

by Peared June 5, 2018

Peared

If something happens that is wrong or sad, this is a new word to describe that.

Give me my phone! Ah, you are fucking PEARED!

by WoopsGuy December 1, 2010

Peared

To have intercourse while your roommate is sleeping in the bunk above you.

My roommates girlfriend is coming over this weekend. I hope I don’t get peared.

by ABYSthicc March 16, 2026

looking peared

saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them

'DAMN!! That girl is looking peared!'
meaning 'that girl is sooo goddam ugly'

by Donkid January 21, 2009

Pearled

Rolling a perfect blunt

She pearled that backwood.

by TrapB June 9, 2018

peaked in high school

(n./adj.) This phrase can be used to describe people that routinely bring up high school when they are well into their 30's, because they haven't had a single exciting or interesting experience since their senior year, and as such their lives and themselves are said to have, "peaked in high school."

This term is often used when speaking disparagingly about an individual or group. This phrase can only be used appropriately after-the-fact (i.e. after individual/group leaves high school) to accurately gauge if (s)he qualifies for such status.

I have noticed a lot of athletes, clowns, and bullies peaked in high school, whereas geeks, nerds, and dweebs are often at the lowest risk of 'peaking', because their high school experience(s) leave them no where to go but up.

by Brigadumb August 1, 2007