Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.
The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.
You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.
You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
by thisisathens January 31, 2010
Get the Socially Awkward Penguin mug.When one is conditioned to a set of morals, beliefs, or thought structures that have been deemed "Alright" by society. Essentially it is acting and thinking in a way that has been taught by society. This word is often used to describe someone who has a hard time thinking beyond what they have been taught by society (cannot think for themselves). Other words with similar or the same meanings would be "Brainwashed" and "Socially Conditioned".
The socially trained individual often displays shallow thought patterns and is commonly possessed by their thoughts in such a way that they believe the manifestation of thought is their identity. This in turn causes the said person to romanticize any situation they deem significant, which further deludes their consciousness from the original purity that it once was as a child. (In one sense anyways, as consciousness cannot be altered but that's an entirely different topic)
The socially trained individual often displays shallow thought patterns and is commonly possessed by their thoughts in such a way that they believe the manifestation of thought is their identity. This in turn causes the said person to romanticize any situation they deem significant, which further deludes their consciousness from the original purity that it once was as a child. (In one sense anyways, as consciousness cannot be altered but that's an entirely different topic)
"This chick so socially trained, she thinks psychedelics are like heroin and other drugs"
"You're so socially trained believing that going to college is the only way to be successful"
"Look at all these socially trained fools believing everything the T.V and church tells them"
"I took a lot of psychedelic substances and did a lot of meditation to help not be so socially trained"
"You're so socially trained believing that going to college is the only way to be successful"
"Look at all these socially trained fools believing everything the T.V and church tells them"
"I took a lot of psychedelic substances and did a lot of meditation to help not be so socially trained"
by LimitlessRap October 12, 2014
Get the Socially Trained mug.Not giving a shit about those "new trendy movements" and shit like that.
It's not that you don't agree, but you're tired of these modern hippies.
It's not that you don't agree, but you're tired of these modern hippies.
Gay: So regarding the new movement on gay and lesbian rights what is your-
Socially Indifferent Person: Piss off!
Government worker: How does the recent change in-
Socially Indifferent Person: Shut the fuck up!!
Person wearing crocs and BustedTees: Zomg! I, like, can't believe that, like, your, like-
Socially Indifferent Person: CAN YOU FUCK OFF PLEASE???
Socially Indifferent Person: Piss off!
Government worker: How does the recent change in-
Socially Indifferent Person: Shut the fuck up!!
Person wearing crocs and BustedTees: Zomg! I, like, can't believe that, like, your, like-
Socially Indifferent Person: CAN YOU FUCK OFF PLEASE???
by MortalWombat March 29, 2010
Get the Socially Indifferent mug.an individual excessively afraid of social interaction due to some form of peer rejection or personal choice. Presenting a form or different forms of uncomfortability when around others.
by Priscilla Christie December 1, 2007
Get the socially awkward mug.1.) Sitting in the furthest desk of a classroom with nobody around you.
2.) Sitting alone at a lunch table while everyone stares at you and gives you "the look".
3.) Waiting while one of your friends talks to a group of people of whom you do not know.
4.) Having no friends at all and being stared at while you're in isolation, thus giving you an awkward, uncomfortable feeling 24/7.
2.) Sitting alone at a lunch table while everyone stares at you and gives you "the look".
3.) Waiting while one of your friends talks to a group of people of whom you do not know.
4.) Having no friends at all and being stared at while you're in isolation, thus giving you an awkward, uncomfortable feeling 24/7.
by Luke SkyWAKA June 15, 2011
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Get the socially acceptable mug.People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.
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