slobberate

v. To drool excessively. Often in relation to sexual expectation rather than gastronomic hunger.

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You may want to step back a little, Honey. I am beginning to slobberate like a house on fire.

You realise your metaphors make no sense at all. Right?

by gnostic3 January 7, 2023

Sobsterbate

Giving the ol' below the waist hitch hikers thumb while having a good cry; note: any other feelings had during this action would just be masturbation during a really sad and terrible time

I was looking at our wedding photos and I had to sobsterbate

by Carion Magnus September 4, 2023