Soaring Banana

When a male runs naked at 15km/h towards his girlfriend whiles she is naked in doggy style, then colliding with her as he slips his penis in.

My boyfriend gave me the best Soaring Banana I’ve ever had!

by Zqtrx April 18, 2021

soaring head

A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.

The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...

by daniel June 17, 2004

Soaring Borey

A boring story that one gets hit with out of the blue.

"Watch out for that guy, he'll try to get you with a soaring borey."

by egoup70 November 20, 2009

Soaring Eagle

When a girl is Spread Eagle on your bed with her ass in the air, you jump and dive your cock into her asshole

Yo, did you guys hear that I did Soaring Eagle with my girl. That hole was tight.

by KonarzewskiKiller.wiggle July 23, 2022

Soaring-Eagle

Soaring-Eagle <sawr-ing, ee-guh-l> verb, adjective.

Verb
1. To become so intoxicated by alcohol that one begins vomiting in senseless locations.
2. Driving one's own vehicle into a stationary object at high speeds while under the influence of alcohol.

Adjective
2. The state of such intoxication.

1. "Did you hear that he soaring-eagled his Mazda into that tree last weekend?" (As verb)

2. After a few drinks too many, he was so soaring-eagled that he threw up in a washing machine. (As adjective)

by soaringeagle2013 January 7, 2013

Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

by sraM December 4, 2012

Soaring brownie

A weed brownie. As in one that makes you soar high

Bro I just had a soaring brownie and I’m flying hiiigggh rn

by Yeeandicannotemphasizeenufhaw May 15, 2019