soap

the thing that watches you when you shower

teh soap saw me nekkid

by kirbyy January 11, 2008

soap

a funny,hilarious man who annoys the fuck out of you

hey man, Don is funny as hell, but hes been a real soap lately.

by unknown skate man November 30, 2011

soap

verb: a process in films and games in which a protagonist (hero) is incapacitated and in the face of the antagonist (bad guy) with no hope of any reprieve. Then the protagonist miraculously gets hold of a lethal weapon and kills the antagonist. Word coming from John "Soap" MacTavish of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 and 2. He did a soap twice.

Stop soaping! Your starting to seem imortal!

by I'm-the-moon December 06, 2010

soap

Not pork

Ya gotta believe me, man!

by Pork fanclub member #565 June 19, 2004

soap

a material that is used for washing your hands, body, or basically anything.

"mom we need to buy more soap, the neighbor broke in and stole ours"

"what on earth and i will"

by bitchboysaga6969 January 26, 2021

soap

the way to fix any shit; fixes all your problems

Person A: My mom died :((((
Person B: That sucks:
Person C: Have some soap.
Person A is now an optimist.

by SoupSpoon90 December 10, 2019

soap

A person, usually one of large size, who tends to do nothing of significant productivity during the day. A soap's activities can include, but is not limited to; playing video games, watching tv, napping, and using the internet for countless hours.

Taylor is such a soap, he has been watching re-runs of the Reds on tv all day.

by lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop June 26, 2008