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smuggling a jellyfish

A woman with an extremely dangly clitoris.
Damn dude her clits that messy it looks like she's smuggling a jellyfish
by misshandy February 10, 2015
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smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.
Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.
by Bud E Love May 5, 2003
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Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.
"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."
by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006
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snoggling

The act of snogging and snuggling at the same time. Sometimes use in lonely hearts ads.
Pot-bellied pig seeks Miss Piggy for truffle snuffling and snoggling. no bores(boars).
by D. Watson November 6, 2007
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Booty snuggling

Booty snuggling is a closer way of snuggling.
The act of booty snuggling is usually shared between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Clothes remain on however the two participants are usually sitting down as opposed to lying down.
Booty snuggling normally consists of hand-holding, head-nuzzling, arms over shoulders, and general closeness.
It can be used for emotional comfort or for pleasure.
It is most often performed in the movie theater, at home on a quiet afternoon, or whenever the two participants see fit.
It's name comes from the way the two participants are so close, like the two halves of a butt.
Girl 1: "what did you do last Saturday?"
Girl 2: "we didn't feel like going out so my boyfriend and I just stayed home, watched a movie, and spend the night booty snuggling"
by MeowCats February 16, 2014
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Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.
Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.
by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010
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Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.
"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"
by george f November 17, 2006
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