Snuffleupagus

Leaving. Not able to be seen, like Mr. Snuffleupagus
by puzzl June 01, 2005
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A male with a large to obscenly large foreskin.
Dude #1 " I wasn't circumsized"

Dude #2 " Snuffleupagus
by srgt splat October 30, 2010
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The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.
Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.
by Bugga Bear October 26, 2008
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When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.
Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...

Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.
by KnowItAll1979 May 08, 2022
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I can't remember which of the snuffleupagus ate all our doritos and asked the cops for a ride home.
by VCPG July 26, 2011
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when tips are docked and foreskin is stretched over the dominant mans erect penis
by Big J of the Norcal Mountain F September 15, 2013
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When you tell your woman a funny joke just as you blow your load in her mouth so that she bursts out laughing making the cum snort out her nose
She snuffleupagussed so hard I had to get her a tissue!
by Yotellmewhatchoowant September 26, 2020
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