Snuffleupagus

Leaving. Not able to be seen, like Mr. Snuffleupagus

Yo boys, I'm snuffleupagus.

by puzzl June 7, 2005

Snuffleupagus

A male with a large to obscenly large foreskin.

Dude #1 " I wasn't circumsized"

Dude #2 " Snuffleupagus

by srgt splat October 30, 2010

Snuffleupagus

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.

Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.

by Bugga Bear March 3, 2009

Snuffleupagus

When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.

Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...

Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.

by KnowItAll1979 May 7, 2022

Snuffleupagus

Plural form of Liz.

I can't remember which of the snuffleupagus ate all our doritos and asked the cops for a ride home.

by VCPG July 26, 2011

Snuffleupagus

when tips are docked and foreskin is stretched over the dominant mans erect penis

That guy totally Snuffleupagus'd you, DUDE!

by Big J of the Norcal Mountain F September 14, 2013

Snuffleupagus

When you tell your woman a funny joke just as you blow your load in her mouth so that she bursts out laughing making the cum snort out her nose

She snuffleupagussed so hard I had to get her a tissue!

by Yotellmewhatchoowant September 25, 2020